A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an itch in the groin area. The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk. He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt and asks, "How's that?"
"Better, but it's still a bit itchy."
Undaunted, the doc dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip. "Well how's that?" he asks again. "That's wonderful! What did you do?" the dwarf asks. I trimmed the top of your ugh boots."
Greig, via e-mail