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2012 was a great year for sport - we look back at the year that has passed and the triumphs and losses we shared together.

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This hottie believes if you get a girl to her boiling point, you'll have fireworks all night.

We hear you work for a builder, Kat.
Yeah, a project-home builder. I do the council submissions.

Have you ever been tempted to get it on in one of the homes?
Who wouldn't want to christen every room in a new house? It's the smell. Like new cars, there's something about the smell that puts you in the mood.

We've got some gym-related pick up lines to try out on you. I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making the other girls here look really bad.
I've got a full membership, so I'm not going anywhere. You'll just have to suffer and look at me.

You've got really nice, big pecs.
Why, thank you. I got what I paid for.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something... my jaw!
Would you like help picking it up? Don't worry, I’ll bend over and get it for you.

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