Do you look at women's boobs?
12:00:00 AMApparently all women can relate. If they're sick of us guys talking to their boobs instead of their face, here's a way to make us (almost) look them in the eye.
DIY tips to avoid
12:00:00 AMIf something breaks or malfunctions around the house it’s quite tempting to fix it yourself. Not only do you save some money, you also get a kind of rush that makes you feel manly and empowered.
Demanding customer
12:00:00 AMA bloke was bothering a waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was hot. Then he asked for it to be turned down as it was too cold.
Most painful ever date
12:00:00 AMGarry had been asking the hottest girl in town for a date. One day she finally agreed to go out with him. Gaz took Jenny to a nice restaurant and bought her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.
Bible Class
12:00:00 AMJill always falls asleep in Bible class. One day the teacher noticed she was sleeping, and asked her, "Who died on the cross for our sins?" Her friend poked her in the back and she yelled out ”Jesus.”
The Aussie Approach
12:00:00 AMA young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
Poor guy
12:00:00 AMA criminal escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
Old man's quarterly check-up
12:00:00 AMAn 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. When asked how he was feeling, the 86-year-old replied, "things are just great and I've never felt better."
The best ever blonde joke
12:00:00 AMJoke joke postman pat It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
Taught a lesson
12:00:00 AMteacher blonde joke With ''Movember'' coming to an end, not only will I have to take up the razor again and endure the subsequent whinging from my girlfriend about ''those icky little stubble hairs'' in the bathroom sink, I'll also have to watch as an entire nation of men abandon their natural beardly instincts and bow once again to workplace and societal pressures.
Clever Joe
12:00:00 AMJoke: For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
Small laugh
12:00:00 AMJoke: A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an itch in the groin area.
All choked up
12:00:00 AMWe've picked some crackers! Have a laugh with these classic bar jokes!
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