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Australia’s wild west

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For the last few weeks I’ve been working in Kalgoorlie in Western Australia. It’s a crazy town and somewhere every guy should visit.

I’ve never seen such a mix of people, from high fliers to low lives, having a great time. In any of the pubs, you’ll see multi-millionaires rubbing shoulders with tradesmen and bikies. They’re all there for the same reason: booze and boobs.

Holly Garner With miners finishing shifts in Kalgoorlie at all hours, there’s never a time when you can’t find someone ready to drink. Some friends finished night shift and invited me out for a beer recently. It was only at the pub that I realised it wasn’t even nine am yet.

Most of the pubs in Kalgoorlie employ skimpies – models wearing barely-there tops. Even the tops will disappear if some girls get enough tips. I’ve seen such a range of shapes and sizes of breasts, I can barely believe it. As a woman, it turns my head, so I can only imagine what men are thinking.

I saw one woman who’d just had a breast job, and was asking men to teak her nipples to help her get feeling back in them. Being Kalgoorlie, no one thought much of it. It’s that kind of town.

I’ve been here for two weeks, and between the working and partying, I’m pretty exhausted. Thankfully I’m head out soon. Though I’m sure it won’t take long in the pretentious pubs with uptight bar staff, that I’ll be wishing I was back in Australia’s wild west, where almost anything goes.

Where is your ideal party destination? Have your say below.

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Kalgoorlie,yep its The Town,the one and only.2 of my friends from here works in the Mines and when they come to NZ for holidays and visits,they can tell some Hot Juicy stories about The Town.They reckon its great fun but it can turn Nasty with robbers Bikeys in fights all sorts of *** happens.But they say yep good fun easy to find the Boobs and the Easy Laid Birds LOL.Perhaps the Ladies who have their guys working there will now want them to return oops.My 2 friends are single so they earn heaps of BlingBling and never miss out on the funand sex.You go boys LOL
If you can be arsed getting up in time for church on Sunday morning and want to meet chicks who are so hot they even look good at 10am on their day off, then one of a number of inner city churches is the place for you. Just like some inner city pubs, inner city churches tend to attract young, single, urbane babes. Most church services start with singing, with everyone standing up, which makes it easier to slip in a bit late unnoticed. Once seated, and while the guy up the front is talking, you can check out the hotties in the room and decide who you are going to make a beeline for after the service while everyone is chatting and mingling. Some churches run two or even three services each Sunday, so if one service doesn't deliver the goods, you can always church-hop until one does!
Get me a ticket there now! I need some sun and boobies...
I'm a kiwi working in the mining industry here in kalgoorlie,sure it's a party town.........or more to the point it's a town with a booze problem. As this article says,it's definately got it's fair share of tits and pubs but theres also a high crime rate to go with it. Not to mention a problem with the local bikies and drugs are prolific. But if you want to make better than average money,get pissed most everyday you're not at work,look at extremely hot chicks get their tits out (and more) and get frizzeled by the sun then this is the town for you!!!

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